Saturday, August 26, 2006

a few fun times with joe rogan....

"Old people love to visit relatives. Sex is a thing of the distant past, there’s no job to show up for, and most of their friends are dead. The only thing many of them have left is their offspring."

...

"Remember back when you were a kid, and you thought there were actually people that knew what this thing we call “life” was really all about? Remember when you thought there really were “grown ups?”
Then, all of a sudden one day you become a “grown up” yourself and the terrifying revelation occurs to you that there really are no “grown ups,” just kids that got old and had kids of their own, and no one really knows what the fuck is going on."

...

"It will never stop. Even if every human being on the planet was wiped out except for a few hundreds idiots, if those idiots could figure out how to stay alive and made sure that they kept making people, eventually people would become smart again, and they would re-learn everything we’ve figured out today.
I actually think that’s probably happened at least once in our past. I think it probably explains the pyramids. "

...

that was a GREAT distraction!!!

for the past few minutes... i've been sitting here trying not to listen in... ((but really... i find myself NOT not listening in, hardy har)) to my boyfriend's aunt lecturing him about how flaky he is. ((he's trying to get her to co-sign for a school loan)) and she's not budging. awkward? a little bit. but i gotta be supportive, right?

and that's all i can do. aside from planning for the future, and actually following through on it...

cuz i can't offer my shitty credit. can't offer to move out there immediately. can't offer to pay for anything.

i got shit. all i have is my loyalty and support.

which really sucks ass.

posted by ahoy there matey @ 6:19 PM

Friday, August 25, 2006

everyday becomes more frustrating, eh?

since when did she become canadian?

and today i was southern.... so he thought.

posted by ahoy there matey @ 5:21 PM